Ok now I’ve seen everything. I was in the store and I saw Soy Nog. My god man isn’t there anything in life that we can leave alone. It might just be me but if you can’t drink milk more then likly your not going to want to drink eggnog in any form. I can see it now I’m going to walk in to a Starbucks or a Peet’s and the yuppie/disgruntled layed off dotcomer in front of me is going to order a Tall Chai Soy Nog Latte Extra Hot with a shot of vanilla syrup double cupped.

Ok I just saw an ad for Darrin’s Dance Moves. Oh my god just what we need a video tape that shows you how to dance like N’ Fucken Sync. I can’t wait to go to clubs after people start watching this crap. Talk about all the originality of people making fools of themselves going away ,now we are going to have choreographed dumbass’s on the dance floor. I can’t wait for that. Also I figured out what the videogame Dance Dance Revolution is for. It’s was designed to teach white and Asian kids rhythm. God knows I have no rhythm. And in about 5 to 7 years when all the kids that are playing this game start going to clubs we are going to see some of the most fucked up dancing when all the kids that learned to dance with DDR.

Damn it’s been a long day. Ren & Stimpy is showing on VH1 god damn I love that show.